Who goes first in Smash Up?
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Check these fantasy events in order: alien abduction, pirate press-ganging, a vampire bite, dragon burns, a princess's kiss, Cthulhu-induced madness, a teddy-bear attack, or being eaten by an orc. The most recent match to the first applicable event starts.
Official tie-break or fallback
If none of the events applies, the group decides who starts.
Rule details
These are the comprehensive rulebook's playful criteria, in priority order.
The separate formal faction-drafting procedure chooses its first drafter randomly.
Source & edition
- Smash Up: Alderac Entertainment Group rulesAlderac Entertainment Group · Setup, final paragraph and Kickin’ It Queensberry sidebar; PDF pages 4 · Checked 2026-09-23Printed page references: 4
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If your rules call for a random choice, use the player picker.
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