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Who goes first in Smash Up?

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Check these fantasy events in order: alien abduction, pirate press-ganging, a vampire bite, dragon burns, a princess's kiss, Cthulhu-induced madness, a teddy-bear attack, or being eaten by an orc. The most recent match to the first applicable event starts.

Official tie-break or fallback

If none of the events applies, the group decides who starts.

Rule details

These are the comprehensive rulebook's playful criteria, in priority order.

The separate formal faction-drafting procedure chooses its first drafter randomly.

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All 24 Alderac Entertainment Group starting rules

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